Thursday, July 5, 2012

Funny Bunny Friday Week 10: Support Humor, Live Longer and Healthier Life! ;)

Welcome to Funny Bunny Fridays Week 10 @ The Home-made Gingerbread Seoulwich House At Dallas, London, and The New york TimeS(quare) , Happy July!....CHUckles ;) hahaha...!


Hi everybody! It's Terri here. Hope everybody had a good start in July.  I don't know about you but mine was much hotter than normal :(.

I thought I would share with you a joke I received in an e-mail from my brother:
(it's not too overly raunchy I hope!)


In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public   intoxication. 
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way
home from a drinking session when he decided to stop; 

'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around'; 

He stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose;

cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I
was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment 

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer
Brenda Taylor approached him. 
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I
walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' 

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence ......

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with
a pumpkin'?

'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
looked me straight in the face and said... 
'A pumpkin? Shit .... is it midnight already?' 

We welcome you to freely share your wit and humor with us today. Let's have some fun and laughs!!
So tell us your jokes, share a funny poem or Limerick, humorous story, pictures, cartoons, etc.
Anything to make us laugh is welcome within reason.

Okay, that should get you started! Have fun sharing with the community today and I will see you all in early August.....Hugs.....xoxox

Basic Instructions:

#1: post anything funny in your own blog.
#2: tag The Purple Tree house or Funny Bunny Fridays post.
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to Entertain yourself and make your peers CHUckle today!